Episode 2: Boba Felt’s Mission
It all began as a normal day. We were all sitting at the tables in the library before school. Harvey and Kellen were arguing over why Darth Maul didn’t die in Episode 1. Then, I saw a new kid walk in. He was wearing a starwars t-shirt and jeans. The new kid just kind of wandered over here. “Hi” I said. “Hi” he said back. “I see you like starwars” I said gesturing at his shirt. “Oh yeah” he said. Then, He pulled out an origami Boba Fett. “Awesome” Kellen and I said at the same time. As usual Harvey butted in “Is that supposed to be Boba Fett!?” Harvey snickered. “Shut up” I said to Harvey “it’s awesome”. “My name is Jack” said the new kid,”Nice to meet you” I replied.
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After all those losers left, Jack and I were the only ones left. “So” I said, “How much will it cost for Boba Felt to work for me?” “Umm.. He’s not really up for hire at the moment.” “Oh come on! He has to want something!” Well… He has been eyeing an origami t-7 blaster rifle lately… “Great! I’ll bring one tomorow!” “So… What do you want in Return?” Asked Jack. “I need you to bring me Tommy’s past few case files, so I can write my comments through them!” I said. “I will be done before you can say mandalore.” Said Jack in an Awesome Boba Fett impression.
“Good to work with you Boba Felt!” I said.
Umm.. hi. Tommy asked me to write a chapter, soo yeah. Um, well, a few people have been wondering about Boba Felt and how he works so, I guess I’ll tell you. Boba Felt can be hired on different missions… For a price. Usually, he doesn’t do anything that’s too crazy. Also if he is on a mission he usually can be bribed for a higher price. So, yeah now you know how his system works.
I hired Jack and Boba to find out what Harvey was writing in his secret chapter. Great. This is just what we needed. Another guy against us. We need to find a solution to the problem. “Lets ask Yoda!” Said Kellen. So we walked over to Dwight. “Question you have?” Said Yoda. “Yes we do, we need to know what to do about Boba Felt.” Said Kellen. “What mean do you?” Yoda screeched. “Well, Harvey hired Jack and Boba Felt to steal the case files.” I said. ” Analyze Jacks chapter more you must” Yoda said in a matter-of-fact tone. “Whatever you say” Kellen said enthusiastically.
So, after Tommy and I re-read Jacks chapter multiple times, we think we know what Yoda meant. “We need to bribe him at a higher price!” Tommy announced. “What do you mean?” Asked Sara. So we explained it to her. “Sounds like a good plan to me!”
Right as Boba and I were about to steal the case files (which I didn’t really want to do in the first place, because I really think Dwight and the gang is awesome), Tommy and Kellen walked up to me. “We know what you’re up to” they said “we have a deal for you.” “What is it?” I said. “We offer you a bag of Cheetos, in return for loyalty to the rebellion” they told us. After thinking for a moment, I made up my mind. “It’s a deal!” I told them.
So, I walked into the library and saw Jack talking to Tommy and Kellen. “What are you doing!?” I demanded. Then, I pulled out Darth Paper and jumped on Jack. Tommy and Kellen pulled me off of him. “Are you crazy!?” shouted Jack. Then, Jack pulled out Boba Felt and said “when you need me again, and oh you will, the fee will be higher, and…you certainly won’t ever be the same.”
Then they walked away.
So, after we walked away from Harvey, Jack told me that he would be needing his Cheetos now. I laughed and gave them to him.
One month after these strange happenings, Jack moved away. He didn’t tell anybody, he just disappeared. I did find a note in my locker, here it is:
I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I was moving, I had urgent business to attend.
But I’ll see you guys again. This isn’t my last mission to McQuarrie Middle School. Ttyl.
PS. My Employer says hello.
I put down the note, and turned around. Kellen was running towards me. “Tommy! Dude!”
He caught his breath. “Someone stole Yoda. He’s gone.”
THE END…THIS IS NOT!
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