Dwight and the Laser

You wake up in the woods, not knowing quite where you are. You see a deserted mansion. You walk up to it and open the door. ‘CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goes the door.
The first thing you see is a kid holding a book in his hand. “Nice for you to drop in. Do you wan’t to hear a story?”
You think for a little bit. “Yes.”
Then the kid says “Good, so let’s begin.” He flips to a page as you sit on the floor.

“This is a very short story about the kids of McQuarrie middle school. So our story begins with Harvey bringing a laser to school. Everybody sees it and yells, “WOW!!!!!!!”
Dwight walks into the school and shoves Origami Yoda in Harvey’s face. “Bring lasers to school you should not.” Harvey got tired of Dwight, took the laser and shot Dwight. Then another Dwight walked through the school doors!!!! Harvey kept shooting him over and over, but no matter how hard he tried more Dwights kept walking though the doors…”

THE END

“Okay” The kid begins. “Goodbye. Show’s over. Get out. Leave. GO!”

Then you get up then leave, pass out, and wake up in your bed.

THE END

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